"....." you know your a parent!

If your child does not acknowledge your a human... you know your a parent

If you can no longer find your floor... you know your a parent

If you're vehicle is now a traveling taxi/closet/fridge...you know your a parent

when you cant remember the last time you slept more than 4 straight hours..you know your a parent

when you look in your wallet and know that you had cash in there...  you know your a parent

when your children dress better than you do.... you know your a parent

if you hear at least once a week "i hate you" or "you just dont understand"... you know your a parent

when NOTHING is the answer to all questions..... you know your a parent

When you realize that raising these children is an endurance contest ... you know your a parent

when you look at your spouse and cant remember the last time you were intimate...  you know your a parent

when eating out doesnt include ketchup or fries and your happy about it... you know your a parent

when you pick up a pacifier, lick it and stick it back in your childs mouth... you know your the parent of more than two kids

when looking forward to being bored is on your bucket list..... you know your a parent.

when you realize nothing in the house is actually yours anymore... you know your a parent

when using all three of their names is required (and a raised eyebrow) ....you know your a parent

when having all of your kids under one roof both scares you and brings you peace... you know your a parent.

when the FBI, CIA and the local authorities have nothing on you out thinking your child...you know your a parent

When the thought of you're child hurt makes you realize jail does not scare you.... you know your a parent

If you have been peed on, pooped on, thrown up on and told NO or WHY? ....  you know your a parent.

When Christmas brings on fear... you know your a parent

When GPS is your best friend because your child would NEVER lie... you know your a parent

when hiding from your children just to be alone is normal.....you know your a parent

when medicating yourself vs medicating your children is ok...you know your a parent

when on an airplane and everyone compliments you on how great and quiet (ty benedryl) your child is.....you know your a parent.

When you realize Zombies are real, they are teenagers... you know your a parent

When you are positive you had cash that morning and you run for milk..no cash....you know your a parent

when you reach across and cut up your spouses meat ... you know your a parent

when social drinking is on your back patio....you know your a parent

When making a decision and your very breath no longer is just for you...you know your a parent

when you cant remember how you ever lived before that alien(s) you now love, prayed for and were blessed with moved into your life...you know your a parent.

i can go on and on....  Im no redneck, but i am and will always be a parent. Even on the days i wish i could eat my young.......its my favorite thing to be.